mum: I’m not paying for you to get a haircut until you’ve tidied your room
"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
im a fashion icon
when someone tells you that you look like/act like your favourite fictional character
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?