oate:

mum: I’m not paying for you to get a haircut until you’ve tidied your room

me:image

dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]image

zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

santanist:

im a fashion icon

santanist:

im a fashion icon

beautiful-clara:

when someone tells you that you look like/act like your favourite fictional character
(⊙‿⊙✿)

metaknighty:

IT HAPPENED

metaknighty:

IT HAPPENED

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?